what-is-it

Telangana vs. Andhra..
..Lives have been lost, political careers made and ruined, promises broken, effigies burned, lies masqueraded as gospel truths..naxalites and their guns!
I’m not sworn by the concept of `Vishalaandra' [integrated Andhra Pradesh].

I want a separate 'HYDERABAD'. We have a distinct history, distinct language, distinct cultural ethos…Our aspirations are different from Andhras and Telanganas. We are a hundred years ahead of them.
Bring back Chandrababu Naidu. Bill Clinton, Tony Blair, World Bank, the Mc.Kinsey boys..the fellow put Hyderabad on the world map!

Reserved India:
Backward castes should ask for a separate country, not reservations. Meira Kumar, their Prime Minister. They can have their own IIM-A, IIM-B and IIT-M!
2 plus 2 is not 4..
Mishti”, said Mishti, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, to MFC on her chances of getting that gold medal, “has about as much chance as a one-armed blind woman in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle.

what-is-it:
My mother and I were watching YSR’s interview with Karan Thapar. YSR spoke with a certain *what-is-it in his voice, and I could see that, if not actually what-is-it, he was far from being what-is-it. I wouldn’t be surprised if Karan Thapar dies in car accident soon. That smile on YSR’s face when he shook Thapar’s hand at the end of the show!
Rakhi Sawant is the best thing that could’ve ever happened to Bollywood:
On Koffe with Karan, with enlarged nostrils, she says in her Mumbaikar-slum accent, “Main kissi bhi aadmi ko mujhe choone nahi doongi.” and saying this, touches Karan Johar.
Heart-burns and A**-burns:
Richard Gere kisses Shilpa Shetty. Shiv Sena activists are Jealous. Media makes money.
Kids got to watch it all ‘uncensored’ on News channels. I’m furious.

MFC and Non-MFC. *guffaw* Don’t fight. *one soft low gentle cough**guffaw*




* what-is-it: The adjective that is used for describing a sinister, leering, underworld sort of animal, the kind that would spit out of the side of its mouth for two paise.



 
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