what-is-it

Telangana vs. Andhra..
..Lives have been lost, political careers made and ruined, promises broken, effigies burned, lies masqueraded as gospel truths..naxalites and their guns!
I’m not sworn by the concept of `Vishalaandra' [integrated Andhra Pradesh].

I want a separate 'HYDERABAD'. We have a distinct history, distinct language, distinct cultural ethos…Our aspirations are different from Andhras and Telanganas. We are a hundred years ahead of them.
Bring back Chandrababu Naidu. Bill Clinton, Tony Blair, World Bank, the Mc.Kinsey boys..the fellow put Hyderabad on the world map!

Reserved India:
Backward castes should ask for a separate country, not reservations. Meira Kumar, their Prime Minister. They can have their own IIM-A, IIM-B and IIT-M!
2 plus 2 is not 4..
Mishti”, said Mishti, soaring to an impressive burst of imagery, to MFC on her chances of getting that gold medal, “has about as much chance as a one-armed blind woman in a dark room trying to shove a pound of melted butter into a wild cat's left ear with a red-hot needle.

what-is-it:
My mother and I were watching YSR’s interview with Karan Thapar. YSR spoke with a certain *what-is-it in his voice, and I could see that, if not actually what-is-it, he was far from being what-is-it. I wouldn’t be surprised if Karan Thapar dies in car accident soon. That smile on YSR’s face when he shook Thapar’s hand at the end of the show!
Rakhi Sawant is the best thing that could’ve ever happened to Bollywood:
On Koffe with Karan, with enlarged nostrils, she says in her Mumbaikar-slum accent, “Main kissi bhi aadmi ko mujhe choone nahi doongi.” and saying this, touches Karan Johar.
Heart-burns and A**-burns:
Richard Gere kisses Shilpa Shetty. Shiv Sena activists are Jealous. Media makes money.
Kids got to watch it all ‘uncensored’ on News channels. I’m furious.

MFC and Non-MFC. *guffaw* Don’t fight. *one soft low gentle cough**guffaw*




* what-is-it: The adjective that is used for describing a sinister, leering, underworld sort of animal, the kind that would spit out of the side of its mouth for two paise.



15 comments:

Unknown said...

Fiiiiiiiiiinally Mishti goddess talks about MFC. MFC is gonna celebrate like n e thing.
Gr8 Post like always!

Unknown said...

Goddddddddddesssss,
u r d greatest. hw can u write so well?i dun knw if i'm eligible for dis, but if i hv 2 rate d best post on dis gr8 blog, i think it'l b dis 1....

Anonymous said...

How can anybody be so selfish? Separate Hyderabad? Mishti Goddess of all. Your stupid followers will all sit and chant "separate hyd", "separate hyd".Shame on you, GODDESS!
You belong to Andhra if my guess is right, your people have just migrated to Hyderabad, so STOP insulting your roots. So Chandrababu Naidu is great because he got some Bill Clinton visit him? So Mishti Goddess is also obsessed with the Firangs huh?

Your Ash-Abhishek account: You are witty kid. You were never wise. But witty.Yes.

Reserved India: Nice idea. But whats with the IIMA,B and IITM? Mishti Goddess has preferences even there. Give us a break!

Impressive burst of imagery: I'd call it Mishti on her highest ego trip ever.Grow up Kid.

You write for your ego satiation, and your fan club satisfies you more than you ask for. Congratulations.

I'll tell you what, even though your posts reek of egomania,pride and headstrong attitude, you write brilliantly and your posts are nonetheless fun to read, thats what brings people back to reading them.

Hail Mishti Goddess! Kids..Kids!

Anonymous said...

Selfish????????

Mishti Goddess is the WISEST AND GREATEST person on earth.....u bloody moron.sorry about the language,goddess.

Anonymous said...

srilu,
u r alive!!!!!!!this is wot comes to my mind when I see a post of urs.

@MFC president,
I want 2 join MFC too, hw do u register? u knw there was 1 secret srilu admiration club even during school days. haha

separate Hyd: srilu madam starts feeling patriotic about any place she lives. she wun care a pin about Hyd once she leaves this place....

Ash-abhi wedding: Ha ha..Mere angane mein........u r just too good!

srilu, IIM-B kyun beech mein?rofl

ur MFC ppl will go and commit mass suicide. Dun worry MFC, srilu talks like this always, puraani aadat.the gold medal is hers.

Rakhi Sawant,YSR haahhahahahah

U r jealous of those kids, coz u dun get 2 see all dat even NOW!

what is it..It is a great post like always. You rock kid!

Chakshushrava is NOW MFC...wow! This is an ajooooooba!

Anonymous said...

Goddess, u luk TERRIFIC in a salwar, its mor thn an yr tht ur worshippers hv seen u in a salwar...u luk gr8 in jeans but u r looking thin...

Anonymous said...

Hi,

How are you?
Did u start ur CAT prep.?
This summer is a high time for you to start concentrating on math and quantitative analysis for CAT. All the best. God bless.

I hope you already know tht coaching classes play a negligible role in ur prep. Your own effort and practice is what matters. It's easy for you.

Take care and eat well.

Anonymous said...

This MFC roll no 5.sm1 echoes my sentiments.

'what is it' that makes mishti tick?
is it the wit?is it the spunk?

Some reports say Abhishek is Ash's 3rd hubby others being a peepal tree and a goat.

Once again a well written, humuorous post, hope to see many more.
All the best, eat well,take care.

Anonymous said...

Goddess,
Plsssssssss write a new post.
Plssssssssss
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Anonymous said...

You write well!One of the few blogs I've actually enjoyed reading!

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Kk said...

I love the idea of a seperate Hyderabad and I second everything U said there about it.

I agree about the backward class's seperate country too. I'm sick of them seperating themselves 4m everybody else and asking for compensation. If they wanna be equals then join the race as equals !

I'm sick sick sick of watching the bachan wedding and shilpa-gere kiss on tv. SICK !!!

MFC as in MFC delhi ???

Kk said...

Ohh., i just checked the prev posts., never mind the MFC question.... :)

Anonymous said...

Do you know where M with her new hairdo was spotted this weekend? Where were S, T, R and F found licking their fingers clean on Thursday night? What are P and Q raving about after their trip to Mumbai? Why are they doing 'tandi' business in shop next door? Who was the pretty lady N was coochie-cooing with at this newest high-cuisine restaurant in town? Tandoor, Begumpt - The newest hangout that's come into town! Still unsure where B, E and Z are headed this weekend?

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