Informatics

Countdown: 17 hours to go in the most odious semester ever. Last exam [Informatics]. And they promised me third year was going to be 'fun'.Nasty.
[Well, completing a semester is not of any outstanding significance, in itself.I was just having a deadly itch to come, scribble something on my blog.]

My malicious profs,profs?!..no no, the unqualified faculty of my college refuses to give me anything more than 1 out of 5 in my assignments.The Gold medal is mine.ha!
[Sorry fans.The world is unjust.]

Every second woman in the world is either a feminist or is working in a shady MNC/analysing the societal institution/shedding clothes on TV/Movies or is a wannabe MNC-employee/actress or a wannabe-feminist. [Yeah,the special treatment to "feminists" in the above sentence is deliberate]
I want to be a home maker.(because) I pity men.

Wealth changes people.It does.People 'around you'.period.

If radical feminism is acceptable in modern society, so is wife-beating. Ergo, neither is acceptable in civilized society.
A standout to the boy who actually quoted it.

14 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Aaaah,so you are back.Missed your posts.Lots.

Black circles,sunken red eyes,pale face,all subjects whirling in the mind.I can guess how you must be looking now.

What?your profs are against you?aapke usual jaadu ka kya hua?

Srilu,jhoot mat bol.You'll work like a mad person.You will work.You wont sit at home.mark my words.

So well put.It does.

Friends are important sweetie.

aam hindustani quoted it?woh boy kabse ho gaye?

ha ha.You are just too good.haan,remember if you use your excessive vocabulary,ek din aap bhi siddhu ki tarah sound karengi.

I'll fill it for you sweetie.
Now according to her,EMA is very very interesting.
srilu:"Whose Azaruddin's wife?"
Me:I don't know
Srilu:"Sangeeta Bijlaani,heard of her?"
Me:Yeah!
Srilu:"Dekha people don't remember first wives!"

Anonymous said...

UR BLOGITCHMITE OUGHT TO BE CONTROLLED DURING EXAMS AND THUNDER STORMS. I'M AFRAID THEY WILL TELL ON UR RESULTS.

---AMMA

Anonymous said...

be careful what u write on ur profs on ur blog.. someone might be tech-savvy enuf to be reading it !! :)

Srilakshmi Chodavarapu said...

Maa..*hindi film style with the hand covering 83% of the face,nasal tone*

Apni beti ki tadap ko samjho,maa..generation gap ko bridge karo.rofl.

Ramya,
No.
Sometimes,okay rarely..okay some rare times, I come out of the aam bageecha trance..okay..coma..
Annayya's friend at IIMB said it.

Girish,
Thank you.I understand Sir.

I've seen you somewhere..Where,Sir?
By the by,
My profs 'may',[infinitesimally small chance tho] be tech savy,but they are not 'lettered' enough to read blogs.
*I'll kill myself laughing.*

All Anonymous,
You lily livered chickens,
Stay out.

Anonymous said...

Srilu,
Goddess.
My gaaaaaawd, online????????Mein shock se mar jaaongi.

Aaaaaand...
Generatn gap ko bridge karo???
Hindi filmo mein aise dialogues nahi hote jaaneman.
You angrezi fool,
LIKE..you think in English and translate into other languages.Similarly,others think in their mother tongue and translate into eng.Badi aayi lecture dene..

Srilakshmi Chodavarapu said...

LIKE..you think in English and translate into other languages.Similarly..

Eww!You've let me down.
Trangression.SINFUL.
You've lynched grammar.
I hear scary voices in my head.
Get out of my life.Someone please kill her.

Anonymous said...

Abbbbbba this girl.
I didn't see.What should it be then?

Srilakshmi Chodavarapu said...

"What should it be then?"

Ramya,
Again. invalid grammar.
Just kill me!What is the world coming to?

"What do I ought to have said?!"

Srilakshmi Chodavarapu said...

Like and similarly in the same sentence and that too on MY blog?!
What school did you go to?
..Damn,we were in the same school why!

Anonymous said...

Srilu,don't overact.
"generation gap ko bridge karo."
Which school did 'you' go to?
Damn,we were in the same school,why!

Srilakshmi Chodavarapu said...

I don't remember you scoring more than me in Hindi?!Ek baar bhi nahi..
So,gapa bas.

Anonymous said...

ha ha.Bachchi hai.
Haan..Sandy was telling me,you recited your Vivekanda speech on phone.
she was like,srilu ke hisaab se purani yaadein mane 'woh' sab..what memories you've got.poori zindagi nikaal daali tune speeches debates quizzes academics music and MARKS mein.bechaari.

Anonymous said...

It's the one that came to end in you
Set out to row somehow
Forget the the rest with an adieu
For the life you love

Gales and waves are what it takes
Hopes encumbered
But in lust and life the spirit sails
Pains out-numbered

And don't be lost in what flies by in light
Like they never happened
Stupidity,be content with the thought
For satisfaction,there is no end

 
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