Midnight creek

Warning: I may sound overtly maudlin (so that’ll make the word-overtly over sentimental).

My parents read almost all my posts. Almost..
My mom thinks I’m becoming dangerously cynical. Even otherwise.

This post is going to be no different. I cannot counterfeit "exultation" when these buggers have sold off my motherland. Bunch of old oafs. I’ll call it “perfidy”.
I refuse to believe that this is the same Manmohan Singh who started economic liberalization in 1991. The original fellow is gagged and hidden in a somber eldritch cellar in 10 Janpath road. With pictures of P.V.Narasimha Rao, all over the place.

The naqli manmohan in Afro-Asian summit: While our continents include both major producers and consumers of energy, the “framework” within which we produce and consume energy is determined elsewhere. Where? Macedonia?! Duh!
Nuke deal is NOT a one-time special exception for India under global nuclear nonproliferation order. It is the most dramatic textual manifestation of the geopolitical ruse of Washington. [That outside “framework”..]

US Senate passed this deal by whopping 85-12 margin. Why not!
Their major subterfuge to “use” India as a ‘hedge’ in the U.S. plan to contain China, worked. Probably, even ‘they’ never thought it would be so easy! All they had to do was “rephrase” a few sentences in the deal. Indians are “poor” in English and somebody was saying English is the easiest of all languages.ha!
These buffoons are ecstatic about being accommodated as a junior partner in perpetuating an order based on the production of insecurity and violence across the globe.This reminds me of an old Dev Anand Song.. “Barbaadiyon pe jashn manaata chala gaya!”

One Chief Minister, with his hands ‘always’ on the oddest places of his body and a faux husky voice, gives away clothes in charity and dances to obscene songs on Joan of Arc incarnate’s 60th Birthday. Renuka Chowdhary danced too. period. [I need not use “on smutty songs” to convey vulgarity.]Yuk! That jaat!

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Madalasa..lol,
This gurl hung up on me,when i called yest saying she was in a foul mood.I asked y...she says...nuke deal!:o
I found the post "funny" rather than sentimental.
Beyblades and vocabulary.Now,you know what Madalasa is all about.Spare the kids!
P.S: Aaj kal aap halahala ke khilaaf bhi bolthien hain,bhai waah!

sC said...

Girlie.. where are ur feet??? pls photocopy 'em and mail that to me.PLEAZE!!!
I must have them from which i can drink thirstily the ever-flowing fount of limpid knowledge that pouts forth endlessly.I crave for knowledge of the secrets for ur marvellous powers.enlighten this verenator of ur erudition and end his draught of ignorance.

Srilakshmi Chodavarapu said...

Ramya,
Apologies.I'm unable to strategise with a certain someone.And you how much I hate this.The nuke deal just added to the mind muck.

Srilakshmi Chodavarapu said...

Charlie,
Shut up.
And then,go easy on high frequency words.Its difficult to flip through the oxford every second sentence.

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Anonymous said...

Immediate replies:o
Srilu,tu online?:o
Kuch bhi likhti hai.I didnt understand anything.why will beyblades improve vocabulary.shayad yeh pagal,ek launch karke 2-3 words seekhthi hai.certain someone?halahala khatam?

Anonymous said...

srilu..oops..goddess,
What how did you know?and why arent you replying on yahoo or gtalk?
Sandhya,you are just too good.
par don't underestimate "the goddess".uske fans zinda dafna denge tujhe.Haan,yeh bata..CM is YSR?

Srilakshmi Chodavarapu said...

*venerator *tongue in cheek*

Srilakshmi Chodavarapu said...

Sandhya,
ha ha.nahi re.

Ramya,
I'm sick of yahoo.Gtalk..nahi aa sakthi..mujhe sharam aati hai.
YSR.Yeah.Sick chap.

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when an engineering student who has zero real world experience thinks she can talk on all worldly issues. Your parents and friends have boosted your ego to insane levels and you actually started feeling like you can run a country better than the best.

Srilakshmi Chodavarapu said...

Anonymous,you nincompoop,
I'll tell you.
There are 3 categories of people:
1)Some people are pragmatic.They understand things by 'just' reading about them.
2)Some are dimwits.They learn 'only' through practicals and labs and "real world experience".
3)Some are 'jealous' of the first category.

Anonymous said...

Nice one.
http://www.mindtree.com/subrotobagchi/news_go_kiss_the_world.php

Anonymous said...

(This is the address by Subroto Bagchi, COO, MindTree to the Class of 2006 at the Indian Institute of Management, Bangalore on "Defining Success". July 2nd 2004.)

Anonymous said...

Mishti, ok be pragmatic... continue this way... just read books and more newspapers and think that you can deal with all real world issues. you are like the proverbial 'koopastha mandooka'... you sit in your university surrounded by a bunch of idiots who read less than you and praise you for every little thing and you think you have the best sense of all issues of the world.... all i can say is grow up dear.. get out of your well and feel the world out there.... please shed your immaturity and the sonner you do it, the better for you.

Anonymous said...

BTW Mishti, do this if you have not done it yet... start writing a diary and write your thoughts, actions etc. After 5 years, read what all you have written now. If you dont feel stupid and silly for what you have written now, I will accept defeat.

Anonymous said...

UR ATTEMPTS TO COMMENT ON SO MANY VARIETY OF ISSUES IS ALWAYS A GOOD EXERCISE TO THE BRAIN BUT BE RECEPTIVE TO COUNTERARGUMENTS AND OTHER POINTS OF VIEW BECAUSE IT BROADENS UR VISION AND ENHANCES UR KNOWLEDGE, MY DEAR.
.........AMMA

Srilakshmi Chodavarapu said...

Anonymous lily livered chickens can go eat a weiner.
I understand you are fans who are ducked,mercilessly.But then Mishti is tooooooo good for you.So..
Begone!

Anonymous said...

Mishti,
hats off.Extra ordinarily good.your blog is as beautiful as you are.YES!

Anonymous said...

Inspite of the carping criticism and fawning praise that you have received in a few of the other posts on your blog, I have read them with more than a passing interest.

However, this particular post of yours is a halfbaked rant that characterises most of the teen-angst blogs like yours. It is easy to log in to blogger and vent your spleen at a current issue. But is way harder, is to present even what begins to resemble a case. Push button publishing does give you the ability to address people with much more experience than you as old oafs or buggers. But I search in vain in your post for the hint of your reasoning for such namecalling. Can you even come up with some reasons of your own for all your handwringing? It sounds cool to tell your classmates that you are down in the dumps due to a matter of geopolitical diplomacy, but a blog post - IMHO - needs a little more substance.

Even in 1991 (you might have been..umm..5?6?) newspapers and informed debates did exist (surprise surprise!) and even the reforms that you consider a no-brainer today, were contentious issues. There are angles like energy security, national security, political alignments and market signals that are involved in the current deal. And I thought you considered yourself a 'pragmatist'? Spare a few moments to actually read and think about all sides of this issue, and then come up with an opinion, as opposed to a rant.

Set aside practical experience - not too many of us get to sign these deals or be in the same room as a PM, anyways.It is alright to be an armchair commentator. But it does involve some non-trivial thought and analysis, and I am afraid, last I checked, you sorely lack them.

Anonymous said...

I've been such a dumb fool,goddess,I take back the crap I said.

Anonymous said...

Lol. That is some committed fan following up there.

 
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